Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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