if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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