i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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