Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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