So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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