We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize