fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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