For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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