Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize