check it out our google latitudes are spooning
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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How does one acquire holy water?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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