Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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