how can u be prego again
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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