so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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