so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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