it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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