dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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