Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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