Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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