Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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