and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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