is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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