But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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