for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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