How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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