Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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