Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You are the jesus of drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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