does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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