I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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