wrigley field is MILF paradise
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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