how can u be prego again
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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