so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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