I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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