She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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