id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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