i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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