is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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