It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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