i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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