There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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