The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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