omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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