my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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