WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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