think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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