Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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