theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
then he tried to convert me to islam
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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