i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We were destined to go to rehab together
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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