Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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