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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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