Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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